Awesome. Jedi Awesome.

Just…awesome.

Spock? Psh. Barack’s a Jedi.

That is all.

A Small Moment to Brag

On friday, I drove in Vice President Joe Biden’s motorcade.  No, really.

No, seriously.

Think I’m joking?  Then I have a question for you: do you like apples?

BAM:

How you like them apples?!